He
may be indestructible, but he can’t resist the march of time.
Captain Scarlet turned fifty on Friday, 29 September,
marking the anniversary of the first broadcast on ATV in the
Midlands. Viewers in London will be celebrating today, having had
their introduction to the series on Sunday, 1 October...
I
can still remember where I first saw Captain Scarlet: it was in the
pages of the Daily Sketch (later relaunched as The Sun),
where a small, black and white photograph of the heroic Spectrum
agent accompanied a piece about Gerry Anderson’s upcoming new
production. This would have been in the spring or summer of 1967,
well in advance of the series going to air. I remember noting that
the Captain was wearing a peaked cap, putting me in mind of Troy
Tempest, whose adventures in Stingray were currently being
repeated on weekday evenings, and this detail, together with his
title of ‘Captain’ (a rank which seemed associated with the sea),
led me to imagine another nautical adventure. I’m fairly certain
that the article, which took up little more than a single column’s
width, did not go into any details about the format, and didn’t
even mention the Mysterons.
This
announcement came as a mild surprise, as I thought I already knew
where Gerry Anderson would be going with his next TV series: back
into outer space, aboard Zero-X, which had been an integral part of
the recent feature film Thunderbirds Are Go! The spaceship and
its crew were already enjoying weekly adventures in the pages of
TV21, and their transition to television seemed a logical next
step. In retrospect, it’s easy to see that the Zero-X spaceship had
been designed to look good in a cinemascope frame, and wouldn’t
have worked anywhere near as well within the confines of the
television screen, but such niceties didn’t occur to me as a
six-year-old.
Zero-X
or otherwise, the prospect of any new Gerry Anderson production
always generated a frisson of excitement, and back in the good old
pre-internet days, it was next to impossible to glean much
information about what to expect before the programme actually
appeared on our screens. TV21 began dropping hints during the
summer, as did its curious companion paper Solo, but at the
time I wasn’t being bought either title and thus I had to wait for
that first broadcast at the end of September before I knew what it
was all about.
Unlike
Thunderbirds, I don’t remember seeing any programme trails
for Captain Scarlet, although I must have done so, and I don’t
have any clear recollection of seeing the first episode on screen,
although my brother and I were certainly in front of the television
and waiting in eager anticipation at 5.25pm that September evening.
Obviously, we were watching in black and white, and so the
colour-coded characters were all, effectively, Captain Grey. I could
grasp that the Spectrum agents were all named after colours, but what
colour, exactly, was Captain Scarlet? His uniform had appeared black
in the photo I’d seen in the Daily Sketch, and on screen it looked
dark grey. I’d never heard of a colour called scarlet (nor, for
that matter, the colours ochre and magenta, the codenames of two
other Spectrum Captains), and at the time the first episode went out,
I hadn’t yet seen a colour picture of our hero. My mum supplied the
answer. and soon I would be drawing the good captain with the
assistance of coloured pencils.
Merchandise
was still a good way from hitting the shops, so as a stopgap, I drew
and cut out a paper figure of Captain Scarlet. I used ruled writing
paper, but the presence of parallel blue lines across the Spectrum
agent’s uniform didn’t trouble me unduly. Indestructible he most
certainly wasn’t. In fact, the paper Captain Scarlet met his end
through being eaten by a hamster. We didn’t even own a hamster: the
rodent lived in our school classroom, and I’d been given the honour
of being able to take it home during the half term holidays. Paper
Captain Scarlet just ventured a little too close to his cage... if
only the Mysterons had known...
It
always took a few weeks to acclimatise to any new Gerry Anderson
series. Everything was new and different, and with all the different
bits of hardware, there was a lot to take in. I’m not sure I quite
understood that Spectrum’s headquarters Cloudbase was actually
supposed to be suspended in mid air. On a black and white screen, the
blue sky backdrop was less obvious than it appears in colour. It also
took a few weeks before I realised what the name of the base actually
was. Just nine days before the debut of Captain Scarlet, there had
been a lot of hoo-hah in the media surrounding the launch of the QE2.
I remember our class at school was even allowed to listen to a
special live radio broadcast, and there had been a lot of talk in the
media of ‘Clydeside’ and ‘Clyde bank.’ Thus it was that, for
the first couple of weeks, I thought the name of Captain Scarlet’s
operational HQ was ‘Clydebase.’ It was only much later that I
realised the name ‘cloudbase’ was just another Gerry Anderson
pun.
Captain Scarlet annexes the cover of TV21 – January 1968 |
The
series had been on air for about six weeks when my brother and I were
taken to the dentists’ for a check-up. This detail may seem
irrelevant, but bear with me... As in all dentists’ waiting rooms,
there were a number of back issues of magazines and comics lying
around, one of which, a copy of Lady Penelope comic, included
a big photographic article about Spectrum, focusing on the Angel
pilots, who were given their own spin-off strip. Heedless of the fact
that Lady Penelope was a comic for girls, I asked my mum to
obtain a copy next week. She did better than that. On arrival home
from school one afternoon in late November, I was presented with that
week’s copy of TV21, complete with a Captain Scarlet
story on the centre pages and a colour photograph of the Spectrum
personnel on the back cover. I’d been bought TV21 for a few
weeks earlier in the year, but hadn’t become a regular reader until
now. From that moment on, I had TV21 bought for me every week
until its demise in 1969, and continued reading well into into its
‘afterlife’ as TV21 & Joe 90 and beyond.
After
three or four weeks, Captain Scarlet was finally beginning to
sink in to my consciousness. I understood the premise of the series,
without feeling any urge to throw myself from the top of a car park
in imitation of the indestructible hero, and, after hearing it a few
times, I knew pretty well how the theme music went, to say nothing of
the distinctive drum-beat on tuned tympani. This rhythmical flourish
accompanied the transitions between scenes, a unique back-and-forth
edit that became part of the series’ visual style to such an
extent, that, when playing with my Captain Scarlet toys, I used to
‘imitate’ it, by looking at two different things in quick
succession. I know...
Ah
yes, those toys…
A
cynical observer might have imagined that the format of Captain
Scarlet had been designed in order to sell a wide range of different
toys, such was the variety of aircraft and roadgoing vehicles
employed in the weekly adventures. Not all of the series’ hardware
would make it into the toyshops, but even so, there was no shortage
of merchandise bearing the Captain’s likeness and logo. One of the
first items to become available was probably the most desirable: the
SPV or Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle, an elephantine heavy-duty roadgoing
machine in which, presumably for reasons of health and safety, the
driver faced the rear. It was a particularly good design, and Dinky
Toys’ die-cast version, released in time for Christmas 1967, was
strikingly accurate, with ‘dynamic action features’ that included
a pop-out door with seated Captain Scarlet, rear caterpillar tracks
that could be flipped down (despite never being deployed in the
series), fold-down aerials and, best of all, a missile hatch which
popped open to enable the launching of the same white and red plastic
missle that had previously featured in Dinky’s model of Lady
Penelope’s FAB 1.
This,
however, proved to be a somewhat troublesome feature, with the
missile hatch tending to detach itself from the surrounding bodywork.
It could be clipped back, with care, but this involved dismantling
the toy with a screwdriver. If memory serves, this operation was
required as early as Boxing Day... As to the missiles themselves,
they had a tendency to disappear beneath immovable items of
furniture, to emerge decades later when the living room was being
redecorated.
Another
highly desirable piece of merchandise (and now extremely collectable)
was the Captain Scarlet ‘playsuit’, heavily promoted in TV21
towards the end of 1967. This early example of what would later
become known as ‘cosplay’ (awful word) comprised a red gilet,
grey trousers, calf-length red ‘gaiters’ (which fitted over your
shoes to create the appearance of red knee-length boots) and a very
realistic peaked cap with flip-down microphone. This latter item is
now the sole surviving element of my own Captain Scarlet playsuit,
acquired that same Christmas, and worn during many back-garden games
over the next couple of years. The ‘gaiters’ were the only
disappointing aspect of the set, and being made of soft vinyl, had a
tendency to tear. Personally, I wanted a pair of the proper red
‘kinky’ boots as worn by the Captain himself, but such items were
not available in children’s sizes. Perhaps it’s just as well.
The
other essential Captain Scarlet toy was a dolly. Well, frankly,
that’s what it amounted to, although by this time, the idea of
‘dolls for boys’ had gained in popularity, thanks to the sterling
efforts of Palitoy’s Action Man. The Captain Scarlet doll was
similarly engineered, almost to the point of contravening copyright,
and bore a reasonable resemblance to the hero himself. He came in
full uniform, including a pair of proper red plastic boots and a
peaked cap, complete with microphone (which, with a bit of
persuasion, could be made to flip downwards). The gilet seemed to
have been made from bio-degradable felt, and did not survive more
than a few years of play before disintegrating, while the hat, more
maroon than scarlet in colour, survived intact despite being made
from very brittle plastic. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said of
the Captain himself: his interior jointing involved elasticated
string and small metal components which, when exposed to the cold,
damp atmosphere of the attic, decayed, causing the Captain’s limbs
to drop off (all toys eventually found their way up into the loft
once their playing days were over). Of the two examples bought for my
brother and myself, only one survives, albeit in a semi-collapsed
state, with arms and legs barely hanging on, and a number of bits
missing altogether.
Indestructible?
Pah!
* * *
In
retrospect, Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons was clearly not
up to the very high standards the Andersons had set for themselves
with Thunderbirds, but, frankly, nothing aside from more
Thunderbirds would have fit that bill. Back in 1967, though,
it was a different matter entirely. Any new Gerry Anderson series
almost always seemed to eclipse the others when it first arrived on
the scene, and there can be no denying that Captain Scarlet and
the Mysterons looked extremely impressive when first unveiled. It
certainly booted Thunderbirds into touch as far as I was
concerned, and it seemed entirely appropriate that the brilliant red
upstart should take over TV21 comic. For the duration of its
first run on ITV, Captain Scarlet felt like the acme of
Supermarionation, and I for one was confidently expecting him to
follow Thunderbirds into the cinema.
Looking
back with a more jaundiced eye, the deficiencies begin to show
through, and it’s clear that, despite later revivals, Captain
Scarlet lacked the magic ingredients that had made Thunderbirds
such a success. The format quickly became restrictive, with each
episode being forced to follow the same basic template: the Mysterons
issue a threat, destroy a person and/or piece of machinery in order
to facilitate it, and Captain Scarlet must then kill himself in the
process of attempting to thwart their plans. Anyone watching the
episodes in order will notice that this latter aspect begins to fade
out after a while. Despite being indestructible, Captain Scarlet does
not end up dead every week, often coming through his adventures
without suffering so much as a scratch. Did the Andersons have a
change of heart concerning the violence in the series? Or did
scriptwriter Tony Barwick simply get fed up with (or forget) the
‘indestructible’ premise? Certainly, the best episodes are to be
found earlier in the series, with some later examples being highly
derivative of their predecessors, and, accordingly, pretty dull fare.
The
lack of humour doesn’t help, either. Thunderbirds was hardly
a laugh-a-minute, but there was considerably more depth of character,
and a lightness of touch which the Andersons never managed to achieve
again. The few attempts at ‘humour’ in Captain Scarlet are
generally lame and tedious: ‘Stone Point Village – SPV’ quips
Captain Scarlet in a rare attempt at levity as he and Captain Blue
trundle through the English countryside. And the scene wherein
Colonel White ‘humorously’ sentences Captain Scarlet to death by
firing squad is probably the worst misjudgement in the whole series
(the effect is partially flattened by the fact that the ‘smiling’
Colonel White head looks anything but).
For
all its flaws, there’s no denying that, visually, Captain
Scarlet and the Mysterons is stunning, and whatever your opinion
of the ‘properly proportioned’ puppets, it most definitely
represented the high watermark of technical achievement from the
Supermarionation team. The episodes have just been remastered in high
definition for Network’s upcoming blu-ray release, and the results
are extremely impressive.
Captain
Scarlet may be fifty, but Spectrum is still definitely green.
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