Bank Holiday Special: The War of the Worlds

 

Bank Holiday Monday, August 31 1970, was a minor televisual event – the first broadcast on British TV of Byron Haskin's 1953 epic adaptation of H.G. Wells' classic The War of the Worlds. ITV had been broadcasting in colour since the previous November, and had likely held back the seventeen-year-old blockbuster to take full advantage of the fact. Back in 1953, colour films were still quite a novelty, and the Technicolor treatment of Wells' story would have looked as stunning to moviegoers as it did to the television audience tuning in on a dull Bank Holiday evening almost two decades later.

I still remember that broadcast. ITV had taken a leaf out of Orson Welles' book – his notorious 1938 'radio verité' adaptation had apparently fooled some listeners into thinking it was all happening for real. There was no hoodwinking the televisually-aware viewers of 1970, but during the commercial breaks between the preceding programmes (Opportunity Knocks and Coronation Street), a teaser slide would flash up announcing 'The Martians are Coming!' accompanied by an image of the movie's iconic war machines. If only they'd got Reginald Bosanquet to make the announcement...

Despite its seventeen-year vintage, the film didn't look particularly dated to me. Seen today, it seems steeped in the fashions of the late 40s and early 50s, and the cars are a dead giveaway. None of that mattered when you saw the Martian machines with their manta ray bodies and swan necked heat-ray appendages. Viewers with colour sets would have fully appreciated the Academy Award-winning special effects, which were so far ahead of their time that, even in 1970, they didn't look dated at all. Wires? You couldn't see them.

At a mere 85 minutes in length, the film cuts along at a remarkable pace and, even with the romantic boy meets girl plot element (imposed by the studio to the dismay of screen writer Barré Lyndon), there's no time wasted as the action moves from one set piece to another. Many of Wells' original scenes are present: the famous 'unscrewing' of the Martian cylinder (in the film, it's a meteorite); the heat-ray; the close encounter with the Martians in a ruined house; and the manner in which the invaders meet their end. Wells' Martians were, famously, tripods, but the film makers decided – wisely – that walking tripod models would present too many problems and opted instead to have the machines supported on legs of 'magnetic flux', which are visible in the scenes of their initial appearance, but quietly forgotten thereafter.

This 1970 Bank Holiday broadcast was my second encounter with Wells' famous tale. I'd first discovered it earlier the same year as an abridgement in the 'improving' magazine Tell Me Why, which published it as a text serial over five issues during January and February. The illustrations of the fighting machines were highly convincing, rendered in a painterly style that left just enough to the imagination but achieved an impressionist realism. For me, these are still the definitive visualisation of the cowled tripods.

Tell Me Why magazine's depiction of a Martian tripod – artist unknown.

The television rights to the 1953 War of the Worlds remained with ITV for the next decade, and it was shown again in 1976, in an early evening slot; but by the time it next landed on television it had migrated to BBC2, where it formed part of the channel's 'SF Film Festival' which ran for several months early in 1983. In all, the movie clocked up seven broadcasts on the BBC between 1983 and 1997, six of them on BBC2; but regrettably, of recent years, it's been supplanted in the schedules by the Spielberg version, which is presumably deemed more palatable to 'modern' audiences.

Although I'd read the Tell Me Why abridgement of H.G. Wells' original novel several times, I didn't get to read the complete text until 1976. I'd picked up a battered old copy at a school booksale, without covers, and falling to pieces: it looked like it had been through an interplanetary war itself. But I'd been given a brand new Pan paperback for my birthday that year, and I finally got round to reading it on Tuesday 2 November, finishing it eight days later. Much as I liked the 1953 film adaptation (and still do), there was no surpassing the original novel, and I returned to it many times over the years. The cover of that Pan edition, however, left a lot to be desired. Had the artist even read the story?

Curiously, I was never drawn to Jeff Wayne's musical version of The War of the Worlds, feeling that 1970s pop music and a Victorian 'scientific romance' didn't quite belong together. But as the decades went by, I began to wonder why no one had ever attempted to film the novel in its original setting of Victorian London. Stephen Spielberg's 2005 version is arguably an update of the Byron Haskin movie rather than the novel, and the whole device of having the invaders emerge from beneath the Earth rather than from the sky didn't stand up to any kind of logical scrutiny (surely they'd have been uncovered by accident or during earthquakes?). Worse still, Tom Cruise's unsympathetic lead makes the film, for me, borderline unwatchable. Once again, the invasion was placed in a modern day context. Was anyone ever going to give the novel the movie treatment it deserved?

In 2015 it was announced that a new BBC adaptation was on the way, but production wasn't confirmed until May 2017. Early reports indicated that this would, at long last, be set in the Victorian era. It was a long time coming, and when it finally arrived on screen, in November 2019, it was soon apparent that it hadn't been worth waiting for. New character arcs obscured the novel's narrative thrust, aspects of the story had been altered for no obvious reason and to no benefit, and the narrative was confusingly interrupted by pointless 'flash forwards' (possibly the worst film making technique ever conceived). This was, apparently, an attempt to 'upend audience expectations' in which it entirely succeeded: my own expectations having been of a coherent narrative that was as faithful as possible to Wells' original. This was anything but. It's almost inconceivable that anyone could take such excellent source material and make such a dull, slow-paced tedious mess of it, but somehow the BBC managed it. They must have known it was a dud, as the broadcast date was constantly kicked into the long grass, and it's been quietly forgotten ever since.

As Julie Walters' character in Educating Rita famously suggested in answer to an essay question, wouldn't it have been easier to 'do it on the radio'? Orson Welles had proved how effective a radio adaptation could be, and there would be many more of them over the years. The BBC's first radio attempt at The War of the Worlds was in 1950, with a script by John Manchip White that was reused for another production in 1967 starring Paul Daneman. This has survived complete and was repeated on Radio 4 Extra in 2023. Less successful was a 2-part adaptation from 2017, which was simply too wordy and boring and utterly failed to convey the nightmarish atmosphere of the original. 

I've had to admit defeat in expecting anyone to produce a movie of The War of the Worlds that in any way matches up to the 'movie' I see in my imagination while reading the novel. The 1953 film is, for me, superior to Spielberg's effort in every conceivable way. It's fast paced, atmospheric, scary, well acted (Gene Barry is probably at his career best) and has the best ever Martian machines, even if they're not tripods.

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Today's viewers and readers are so familiar with the idea of aliens invading the Earth as a subject for films, comics, books and television, that it seems pointless to keep revisiting the same old trope; but when H.G. Wells hit on it as an idea for a novel, it was staggeringly original, and his depictions of England under attack, and the population of London fleeing under the Martian onslaught look, in retrospect, like glimpses into the future of warfare between mankind rather than between ourselves and extra-terrestrials. 

By the time I got to see and read The War of the Worlds, it was barely credible that intelligent life could exist on the planet Mars. The Ladybird Book of The Night Sky (published in 1965) conceded that primitive life might exist on the surface but that it would consist of simple things like mosses and lichens. We now know this to be a disapppinting over estimation. Gerry Anderson's Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons (1967) located its alien intelligence on the red planet, but by this time, the idea of Mars as home to a malevolent alien race was mostly played out in science fiction. Wells had based his story on 19th century contemporary ideas about Mars, deriving from the misapprehensions of Percival Lowell, who had, like others, observed 'canals' on the Martian surface and deduced them to be evidence of intelligent life. They were eventually found to be an optical illusion. I'd read about them in a bound volume of 1930s magazines, and for a while, believed in them myself.

A measure of the greatness and lasting power of H.G. Wells' story is that, even in the 21st century, when science has proven Mars to be a dead world, the reader is still more than willing to suspend disbelief and go along with his interplanetary war scenario: surely the great great grandfather of all alien invasion literature.

Reaching the Outer Limits

 

Part Two: We Are Controlling Transmission

My 1980 diary maps out my journey with The Outer Limits as I sat up until ungodly hours on those late Friday nights while BBC2 provided the series' first (and only) nationally networked UK broadcast. VHS would have helped, but I had yet to get my hands on a machine. For the first week’s outing, Harlan Ellison’s Demon With a Glass Hand, I even wrote up a complete plot summary – understandable in the absence of an episode guide. Week two brought Keeper of the Purple Twilight (series 2, episode 12), before flipping back to series one for the decidedly iffy Moonstone. Whoever was doing the scheduling was clearly a Harlan Ellison fan, as the fourth episode shown was his series 2 opener Soldier. Much later, this story became the focus for controversy when Ellison issued a writ against the producers of The Terminator, alleging that they’d plagiarised his ideas. (In fact, The Terminator was a lot closer in concept to the series one episode The Man Who Was Never Born, which sees a man from the future return to the twentieth century to prevent the birth of a scientist whose invention has decimated civilization.)

Fifth in the BBC run was The Premonition which my diary described as ‘a good story’. It was followed by The Hundred Days of the Dragon, a political story where the ‘monster’ element is a face-reshaping technology. So far, I’d not missed an episode, but following the below-par The Invisibles, I skipped Counterweight. Just as well, as this one really belongs at the bottom of the Outer Limits barrel: boring story, dull production design, and unimaginatively lit.

After no more than half a dozen episodes, I was already becoming aware of the big problem with The Outer Limits – inconsistency. Some of the episodes were enhanced by low key, noirish lighting, whereas others had the flat, drab lighting of a hundred other journeyman television productions. The scripts too were a decidedly mixed bag, with some coming from noted SF authors, whilst others were supplied by Joseph (Psycho) Stefano, series creator Leslie Stephens and a variety of TV scriptwriters, not all of whom rose to the occasion. The ‘bears’ were either creepy or laughable, and sometimes managed to be both. What was it Jeff Rovin had said in A Pictorial History of Science Fiction Films? 'One is hard pressed to recall a bad episode'. I was beginning to have my doubts...

My hiatus lasted only one week, and the next episode I saw was the superior Man With the Power, a monster-free episode that saw Donald Pleasance as a mild-mannered university professor, with a brain implant that channelled his inner violent urges. This was followed by The Sixth Finger, an episode I’d been waiting for on account of a solitary photo of David McCallum in his makeup. Oddly, it turned out to be set in Wales, where everyone who works in the mines goes around with a permanently blackened face. Whilst the idea of a super-evolved human was intriguing, the story suffered from a lack of depth or development, although McCallum’s make-up changes were reasonably well realised.

By this time, the series had been on air a couple of months, with the broadcast times getting later and later every week: midnight for The Sixth Finger and Galaxy Being, 00:20 for The Man Who Was Never Born, 00:30 for I, Robot. Simply staying awake through the episodes was becoming a challenge, and when the scripts fell below par, I began to wonder if it was worth making the effort. My patience came to an end with It Crawled Out of the Woodwork, an episode I’d been anticipating after seeing a write-up in another SF book: but my diary entry reads: ‘very bad episode, probably the worst yet’. There were only three weeks remaining of this opening run, bringing us the episodes O.B.I.T.,The Human Factor and finally, on 19 July, Nightmare. ‘Last crappy Outer Limits’ says my diary.

The series was off air for barely a month, before returning on Friday 15 August at the earlier time of 11.30pm. Tonight’s episode was The Zanti Misfits, which I knew was going to be somewhat ludicrous, having seen a picture of the eponymous creatures in a sci-fi book. The earlier timeslot meant I only got to see the last few minutes after getting home from the pub. It didn’t matter, as my friend Tim Beddows had taped the episode – but it was a very long time before I got around to watching that VHS. I now began missing the series more often than I saw it, but I was rewarded with a ‘classic’ episode (according to my diary), in the form of the comedic Controlled Experiment (30 August, 12.00am). On the whole, though, I felt I’d seen enough of the series by now.

On Friday 19 September, I got home in time to see the fag end of Z-Z-Z-Z which was as ludicrous as its title suggests: a queen bee who assumes human form. Oddly enough, no episode had been scheduled that evening, to make way for International Darts coverage. The match must have ended earlier than anticipated, hence this unscheduled broadcast. Episodes continued until 13 December, but no more entries appear in my diary. By November, I finally had a VHS machine, and could have recorded episodes had I felt inclined. I didn't.

After a short break for Christmas, the series resumed on 10 January, now shifted to a late Saturday night/ Sunday morning slot, where it was in danger of clashing with Bilko over on BBC1. I’d obviously decided to give the series the benefit of the doubt, and saw the first two episodes in this run – The Bellero Shield (10 January) and The Mutant (17 January). The latter was very much a case of ‘this is where I came in’, as the monster of the week was none other than the ‘Man With Super Sight’ that had caught my attention back in 1975. Unfortunately, the story wasn’t as intriguing as Warren Oates’ insane make-up had led me to believe.

I finally committed an episode to tape on 7 March 1981, having had a VHS machine since the previous November. Cold Hands, Warm Heart had been mentioned in Jeff Rovin's book, and with William Shatner as guest star, there seemed good reason to tune in and tape the episode for posterity. There were no stupid monsters, either. From 24 April, the series was back on Friday nights, and for the first time in a good few weeks, I was tuned in to see Cry of Silence, summing it up in my diary with the single word ‘hilarious’. This was, of course, the notorious ‘old couple menaced by tumbleweeds’ episode. Adam West was in next week’s episode, The Invisible Enemy (possibly the most over-used title in the history of television), so I again made an effort to watch; but this for me was the end of the line.

The BBC broadcasts ran until 18 July 1981, when the series 2 episode The Brain of Colonel Barham wrapped things up. There would be no repeat broadcasts. When The Outer Limits next appeared in the Radio Times, it was the mid-90s reboot which would run for a staggering seven seasons. I didn’t watch a single episode. The original series finally emerged on DVD, and recently reappeared on the small screen when Talking Pictures picked it up.

To date, I’m sure there are still a good many of the original Outer Limits episodes that I’ve never seen, and a fair few I probably shouldn’t bother with. I’ve owned both series on DVD for over 20 years, but every time I embark on a rewatch, the same old ennui kicks in. The Outer Limits promised a lot and, for me, after waiting half a decade to see it, never quite delivered. I’m currently in the process of watching it again, on Friday late nights in homage to that 1980 BBC broadcast. Whether I stay the distance remains to be seen. Have I, like David McCallum, out-evolved it?

“We now return control of your television set to you...”

Reaching the Outer Limits

Part One: There is Nothing Wrong With Your Television Set...

These days, it’s easy to get information on any vintage piece of film or television, even if you’ve never heard of it before. There are episode guides online, and in many cases, complete episodes to watch. Often, there’s a DVD release available. Compare this to the situation back in the 1970s. I’d never heard of the science fiction anthology series The Outer Limits, and it had hardly made an impression here in the UK, clocking up only sporadic appearances on a couple of regions across the ITV network. Then, in 1975, it popped onto my radar...

It was a magazine that put me onto the scent. World of Horror was a short-lived, cult publication, focused on the whole genre of horror, fantasy and science fiction. Issue 4 caught my eye with its cover featuring Star Trek’s Mr. Spock, and it was in here, on page 48, that I got my first glimpse of the weird creatures – or ‘bears’ – that had been a feature of the 1960s science fiction anthology series The Outer Limits. The magazine’s editors didn’t seem to know very much about it. A reader had sent in a set of bubblegum cards (which were apparently never returned), and a very brief panel of text informed us that 'these creatures are very rare and seldom seen’, as if they were describing some rare fauna. I liked the look of them, especially the bizarre ‘Man With Super Sight’, who boasted eyes the size of fried eggs. Also depicted were ‘Man From Galaxy X’, ‘The Radio-Active Man’, ‘Incredible Ice Man’ and a reptilian creature ‘Hunting New Victims’. The descriptions had nothing at all to do with the TV series: Topps, who produced the cards, had licensed only the images, and were not permitted to include any material from the scripts, so they simply made up their own stories, printed on the backs of the cards.

Not long after seeing these examples in print, I was shown some of the real things – a friend of mine had a handful of the cards, including ‘The Man With Super Sight’, and they looked even better in colour. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get him to part with them. Much later, I chanced upon a few examples in a random bag of old gum cards, but complete sets sell today for significant sums.

Here in Britain, the cards had been issued in 1964 by A&BC (who later produced several Batman sets). It seems a strange decision to release a set of bubblegum cards based on a series that was almost unknown in the UK, but perhaps the manufacturers thought that the weird monsters would appeal to kids regardless, and the cards were indeed sold under the banner ‘Monsters From Outer Limits’. Any kids who had chanced to see an episode would have had to sit up well past their bedtimes. Granada had broadcast a batch of episodes between April and October 1964, scheduled at 9.40pm on Thursday evenings, with a further selection shown sporadically between July and December of 1966, at the later time of 11.05pm on Friday evenings. Elsewhere across the ITV regions, the series was either absent from the schedules or as good as.

It was no wonder then, that I’d never heard of The Outer Limits when I turned up those gum cards in World of Horror. But my interest had been piqued, and I needed to know more. I held out no hope whatsoever of actually getting to see any episodes, and it was as much as one could hope for to find a few stills and the odd paragraph of description. For this, I had to wait until Christmas 1975, when a copy of Jeff Rovin’s A Pictorial History of Science Fiction Films found its way into my collection. The book focused primarily on movies, but the author had (I suspect rather grudgingly) conceded a chapter dealing with science fiction on television. Rovin was dismissive of the likes of Irwin Allen, and had almost nothing to say about the efforts of Gerry Anderson, but he did find room for two paragraphs in praise of The Outer Limits, which he described as ‘a consistently high quality series […] One is hard pressed to recall a bad episode.’ This all sounded very promising. The book didn’t run to an episode guide, but the text mentioned a few key episodes including Demon With a Glass Hand, I, Robot, and Cold Hands, Warm Heart, all of them name-checked on account of their notable guest stars. There were also two photographs, one depicting the Andromeda creature seen in the pilot episode Galaxy Being, and the other showing David McCallum as a highly evolved human in The Sixth Finger. It wasn’t much to go on, but it was a start and, more importantly, I knew now that The Outer Limits was a series worth watching out for – in the unlikely event of its ever resurfacing on British television.

A few years later, I chanced upon an Outer Limits Annual at a jumble sale, one of two published by World Distributors in 1965 and 66 and made up of reprints of American comics. As with the gum cards, it seems an odd choice of publication for a series that was clearly not aimed at a juvenile audience. The stories offered a few clues to the style of the series and the type of stories one might expect from it, with a preponderance of silly monsters, one of whom also featured on the cover painting.

As things turned out, it was almost five years to the day after I’d seen those bubble gum cards that I finally got to see what the fuss was all about. Inexplicably, BBC2 bought the series and began broadcasting episodes on 28 March 1980, scheduling them in a very late timeslot, with many not starting until after midnight. Like ITV before them, the BBC chose to ignore the original US broadcast order, and went even further by mixing up episodes from the two seasons. Thus it was that this UK network premiere kicked off with Harlan Ellison’s Demon With a Glass Hand, whose reputation preceded it – although it wasn’t exactly typical of the series as a whole.

Of the scripts, Jeff Rovin’s summary had described the plots as ‘fresh and exciting, and with rare exceptions when a moral or fable took centre stage, they were all classic science fiction’. Now at long last, I would get the chance to find out if he was right in his estimation or hopelessly deluded...

In part 2, I’ll revisit those BBC2 broadcasts in more detail…

Tales of Eclipses

 

Maximum eclipse and nearing the end: projections of the 2026 event.

The recent solar eclipse visible from the UK generated a fair amount of media coverage. Some of the language used was a little unusual to say the least. ITV's Martin Stew spoke of how eclipses have 'mystified' humanity for generations, which is an odd thing to say given that the ancient Chinese and Babylonians were able to predict solar eclipses as early as 2500BC. What's mystifying about the moon obscuring the sun, when you understand the process involved? Primitive races treated eclipses with fear and superstition, but to say that they've 'mystified' us all this time sounds like a throwback to those ignorant ages. The BBC didn't do much better, describing the moment of totality as 'surreal'. On the whole, the media coverage of the eclipse leaned towards this kind of new age, emotive description: that is when they weren't focused on the unavailability of eclipse glasses.

The other odd feature of the 2026 eclipse in the media is how long it took for the event to even make it onto the news agenda. Only in the days immediately prior to the eclipse did attention turn towards the coming event, and it was focused mainly on travellers heading into Iceland (a poor choice, as viewing conditions were far better in Spain). This contrasts sharply with the situation back in 1999, when the media were on the case well ahead of the event. Admittedly, in 1999 there was no social media, and the total eclipse was visible from the extreme end of Cornwall, making it the only time totality would be visible from the British mainland until 23 September 2090. In 1999, the eclipse generated a veritable mini industry, with books, posters and other memorabilia produced to commemorate the event. Patrick Moore was still with us and journeyed to Cornwall where he joined the crowds to experience totality under a 100% overcast sky. There was live coverage on BBC1 from 9.45 until 11.30am, with totality occurring at 11.04am. This year, it fell to the news programmes to report on the event, which, admittedly, they all did, and ran as the lead story on the evening's bulletins. But somehow, it all fell short of the hype surrounding 1999's eclipse.

Having a passing interest in astronomy (that stops well short of the technical) I'd known about the 1999 eclipse more than ten years ahead of the event, and was also well aware in advance of the partial eclipse on 12 August of this year. Even if I'd not been so clued up in 1999, it was impossible not to have been aware of the coming event. The date probably helped to ramp up the level of interest in the 1999 eclipse, which was the last total eclipse of the century. Search online and you'll find dozens of commemorative items from the time: newspaper covers and supplements, wallcharts, mugs, eclipse-watching glasses, a video narrated by Brian Blessed and even a set of commemorative thimbles. This year, even with the eclipse very near total here in the UK, there was nothing of the kind to be had. It lacked that magic ingredient: totality. I dare say those who travelled to Iceland or Spain might have found a few stalls selling eclipse merchandise, but here in Britain it was a case of glasses or nothing.

Solar eclipses aren't rare. Total eclipses occur somewhere on the Earth's surface roughly every eighteen months, but many are visible only in remote areas of ocean or around the poles. When a total eclipse is visible from any of the major continents, it is automatically a media event. There was much coverage of the 2024 total eclipse which was visible across large parts of North America. As a much smaller island, Britain hasn't been so well favoured, with only 158 total eclipses having occurred since the beginning of the first millennium. During the 20th century there were just four, although the majority barely touched the northern and southernmost tips of the country, and the only one to be visible from any further inland was the eclipse of 29 June 1927, when totality lasted just 24 seconds and was largely obscured by cloud. The total eclipse of 2090 will once again graze Cornwall, and totality will be viewable from Poole, Newquay, Plymouth, Southampton and the Isle of Wight – in case you want to note the date in your diary...

I'm not sure when I first became aware of solar eclipses as a phenomenon. I was born in 1961, a few weeks after a total eclipse that was visible across much of Europe and parts of the then Soviet Union. I don't remember hearing or seeing anything about eclipses in the media until 1968, when a partial eclipse was visible here in Britain. Our mum told us there was 'a neclipse of the sun' (I misheard her) that day. Another partial eclipse followed on 25 February 1971, and this time I recorded it in my diary, somewhat over stating the dangers of looking directly at the sun: 'Partial eclips (sic) of the sun is DEADLY!!!!' Patrick Moore had appeared on television (either on Blue Peter or Nationwide), advising viewers not to look at the sun with the naked eye – and certainly not through a telescope! There were further partial eclipses in 1972, 1973, 1975 and 1976, none of which made it into my diaries. The 76 eclipse was again on a schoolday and was in progress during morning break: I remember trying to see it in a mostly cloudy sky. Of all the eclipses I'd been able to view to date, this was the largest, with coverage of the sun's disc ranging from 85% in northern Scotland to 95% across southern England. Despite the extent of the eclipse – which at its maximum was equivalent to the 2026 event – I don't recollect the media having much to say on the topic. It was certainly mentioned, but didn't generate anything like the amount of coverage we've seen recently.

Using fairly rudimentary equipment: a telescope or binoculars projected onto card mounted on a music stand (!) I've been able to view some of the most interesting eclipses of the past decade or so, along with a couple of transits of the sun's disc by the planets Venus and Mercury, which are even rarer events (there won't be another transit of Venus until 2117, but Mercury will cross the sun's disc again on 13 November 2032). Back in 1999, I didn't even have eclipse glasses, but the sky was part clouded, so I risked a few glances at the moment of maximum eclipse – which remained visible on my retinas for a good ten years or more after the event. What I also noticed about the 1999 event, and was very noticeable during the 12 August 2026 eclipse, was the strange 'faux twilight' that came on as the eclipse neared maximum. It's nothing like the full darkness experienced under a total eclipse, but it's still strangely atmospheric, especially when all the birds in the neighbourhood head off to their roosts, believing it to be dusk. There's also a gathering gloom in the sky below the sun which during last night's eclipse took on a rusty tint. Photographing the sun's projected disc, one could also see it turn increasingly yellow as it descended in the sky (see the top photo).

There will be another large partial eclipse visible from the UK on 2 August next year, with maximum eclipse occurring at 10.07am. After that, there's a 40% partial at sunset on 26 January 2028, and a 50% partial at sunrise on 1 June 2030, but neither of these is an ideal time of day to view. The next large partial (60-70% coverage) will be on 21 August 2036, for those of us still around to see it. If you want to see totality, next year's eclipse is total across the Atlantic, Southern Spain, Gibraltar, North Africa and the Indian Ocean, and the eclipse of July 2028 is total across parts of Australia. The Aussies get another in 2037, but the total eclipses of the 21st century are, for the most part, frustratingly far from centres of population. Unless you're a seasoned globe trotter, a science correspondent for the news media, or a presenter on The Sky at Night, to experience a total eclipse of the sun is a genuine once in a lifetime event... or, for many of us, a never in a lifetime event...

'Fun fact': the total eclipse of the sun mentioned by Carly Simon in her song 'You're so Vain' was either that of 7 March 1970, or 10 July 1972, both of which were visible from the Canadian Maritimes, including Nova Scotia.

Eclipse memorabilia: from the 1927 totality visible across northern England